All I see, All I say, All I am

I can’t believe I watched this.

This is why I can’t stand watching television.  I hate it when people start talking about ‘Lost’ or ‘Heroes’ or ‘Chuck’.  All of those shows are garbage.  Watching HBO and Showtime has diluted my taste and tolerance for ‘safe’ television.

With the advent of the internet, I have almost no reason to even own a TV.

The only thing that made this enjoyable was the fact that I watched it online.  It was pretty lulz watching a very elderly Andy Rooney walk around a fruit store in Manhattan (while wearing a very expensive suit) and bitching about fruit.

If I was bedridden, in a hospital or something to that affect, and this was the only distraction from whatever ailment had bedrid me….I would empty my IV bag, fill it like a balloon, and then squeeze.